”With my sunglasses on, I’m Jack Nicholson. Without them, I’m fat and 60.”
“There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. I’m not in that state now and that makes me sad.”
“My mother never saw the irony of calling me a “son of a bitch.”
“Almost everybody’s happy to be a fool for love.”
“You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police. “
“I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. “
“A lot of people can’t remember things because they weren’t actually there to begin with – they don’t take it all in.”
“What’s beautiful is all that counts, pal. That’s all that counts.”
me, the Dalai Lama & Jack Nicholson 